Accepted payment methods:
- Cash (preferred)
- Cash-App, Apple Pay, Venmo
- Debit, Credit and Cash-App through Square
- ACH through Square; must clear prior to booking
- Afterpay; you must pay in advance to guarantee payment prior to arrival. They do not approve every transaction. You will only be required to pay a small percentage of the total upfront and will make the arranged monthly payments to Afterpay directly.
- Listed prices include a 4% cash discount related to the absence of processing fees
Please ask if you need help setting up any of these payment methods. Using a third party allows your information to stay protected and your purchase secure. I have no authority over or ability to mediate problems with any of these providers. I can only give you guidance on how to set them up and use them normally.
Deposits:
- Deposits are only routinely required for home visits or special sessions/materials, when applicable.
- Deposits cover travel costs for your provider and secure longer appointment times when requested.
- The amount will vary based on the individual situation.
- Deposits will be required for guests who fail to provide adequate notice of cancellations
Cancellations:
- Bookings are limited each workday to ensure the best possible guest experiences. Please give appropriate notice if canceling so a guest on a waitlist for that time may be notified and we can fill the appointment time (to prevent the loss of a full day's wage).
- Notice 24 hours prior to your booking is considered appropriate notice! If you are unsure of your specific availability, please inform us. Same-day/ASAP appointments are offered when time allows and are best for someone who isn't sure when they can plan to arrive until that time comes. Only set or confirm an appointment if you have the ability/intention of following through; otherwise, state the arrangements you need and we will do our best to accommodate.
- Cancellations within 24 hours of a confirmed reserved appointment time will incur a 25$ late-cancel fee due prior to rescheduling.
- Cancellations within two hours of confirmed advance reservations will incur a 50$ late-cancel fee for your provider's loss, due prior to rescheduling.
- If you no-call/no-show we require a deposit equal to your base service to secure a new time and a 100$ no-show fee for your provider's loss if unable to fill the booking OR may refuse you service, depending on the situation. It is just disrespectful to do this. There are very few situations when there is a legitimate reason to book, confirm, and then cease contact. If you can't behave like a respectful adult, we don't want your business.
- Two late cancellations will require a deposit equal to your base rate to reschedule, as well as the related fee, due prior to rebooking.
- Excessive or repetitive cancellations or lack of appropriate notice will require a deposit in full or may have you refused service.
- Deposits are to reserve a time dedicated to your service. If you fail to arrive without advanced notice, your deposit will not be refunded as the time will not be available to other guests. You will be allowed to reschedule and may incur a late-cancel/no-show fee for inconvenience (see above) depending on the amount of and reason for your deposit.
Expectations:
- Payment in full is due upon arrival, prior to service rendered.
- AfterPay is due at booking, due to their regular refusal to cover payments even when all criteria are met.
- Inappropriate conduct for a professional service, at any point, will cause your service to be immediately terminated with no refund.
- Arriving intoxicated, hyper-sexual/otherwise inappropriate language/behavior (you will be warned), or initiating non-consensual contact with your provider (this IS your warning) are examples of reasons you WILL be asked to leave.
- As these are intimate services, boundaries are clearly communicated before any session. Intentionally violating boundaries put in place by your provider will cause you to be immediately asked to leave.
- These services are performed as described and are hands-only. We do not share our bodies with our guests or allow any sexual contact of our providers. Friendly touch WITH CONSENT is natural and generally okay, but non-consensual sexual touch will have you removed and refused future service indefinitely.
- Were all adults here. Ask any questions you may have in advance, and get consent before touching ANYONE, ANYWHERE. You are attending a professional appointment where you will be treated with genuine consideration, and respect and given our very best. Please thank us by showing up showered, in sound mind, and behaving appropriately to receive a phenomenal experience we can both enjoy participating in.
🚫✋We shouldn't have to say this, but given some recent experiences, here is your reminder:
We are wellness providers, not escorts; please don't treat us like one! We always get excited to see how we can offer a great experience to our guests, and look forward to meeting you and helping you to feel your best. Neither of us looks forward to having to repeatedly refuse sexual advances, having to tell an adult stranger not to touch us sexually, or being in an uncomfortable situation with a guest who doesn't blatantly violate these boundaries but pushes them, knowing we don't want that type of interaction. Our services are all about you! Please focus your attention on the decadent, skillful service you'll receive, not the person providing it to you. We want to give you our absolute best, and making us uncomfortable will only reduce the quality of service performed.
If you are seeking a "full-service" activity, we don't have a provider for you. Keep an open mind and you'll find our services go above and beyond, always exceeding expectations! Most guests are delightfully surprised by how much more than expected they enjoy our services.
You will get a lot out of it, but you will never get sex out of it. Don't make things awkward for everyone by trying to.